DIY Chartreuse. Or Something Like That.

Posted on Apr 16, 2012 in Distilleries, Featured, Make This, Recipes, Travel | 5 comments

The directions from Lyon to the Chartreuse distillery go something like this:  Exit the parking garage while trying to fire up your GPS. As it searches listlessly for a satellite (shouting “Look up!” or pointing it at the sky does not help), drive across the river with the vague feeling that the freeway might be in that direction. Eventually, a crisp Scottish voice will come to life and guide you to Quai Bellevue and from there you will find the ramp to Marseille/Genève/Grenoble/Porta de Croix Luizet/Périphérique Est, the pronounciation of which your Scottish guide will mangle in that endearing way characteristic of all British robots.

Finally, you will find yourself, as I did, on the E711, stopping at regular intervals to deposit a handful of euros with the toll-takers, and arriving eventually in Voiron, a small town with much to offer, but half the morning is gone already and there’s another distillery to visit after this one, so it’s straight to the Chartreuse.

The Carthusian monks who make Chartreuse do not want their contemplative life disrupted by a stream of tourists who are only in it for the drinks, so they have taken the Napa approach to distillery tours: a modern, visitor-friendly facility, staffed by hospitable young women in lime green blazers, is situated in Voiron to accommodate people like me, while the monks enjoy their solitude at the monastery up in the mountains.

The formula for Chartreuse is a secret, known only to two monks. It consists of 130 herbs and other plants, but precisely what goes in the bottle is anyone’s guess. This makes a visit to the distillery rather fruitless. You’ll see that something is being cooked up in copper stills and aged in enormous oak barrels, but you won’t know precisely what. To make the visit feel more worthwhile, an elaborate museum has been created, complete with dioramas of Chartreuse-making activities, a short film, sepia photographs, and crusty old bottles from past vintages. And there is, of course, a tasting room, where you can enjoy your choice of odd and interesting liqueurs not usually available in the States. In addition to the standard green and yellow versions found behind the bar back home, there are the V.E.P. bottlings, which have enjoyed more time in the barrel and benefitted considerably from it, as well as fruit liqueurs, a nice bitter gentian liqueur, and one made with génépi, a type of artemisia.

A diorama at the Chartreuse distillery.

If you spend a little time motoring around France’s southernmost parts, you’ll realize that green and yellow herbal liqueurs are not unique to the Chartreuse distillery. Draw a line from northern Spain across France to, say, Turin, and you’ll find one brand after another. They all got their start as medicinal remedies, handfuls of herbs steeped in brandy with a little sugar added to make them go down easier. The yellow version is always lower proof and sweeter; distillers claim it was intended for women, while the stronger green version was a man’s tonic.

Green and yellow wonderfulness. You can look but you can’t touch.

And while the ingredients are generally touted as being highly secret, smaller distilleries will generally drop the pretense with a grin and a shrug. After my visit to Chartreuse, the next stop was the Pagès distillery, a couple hours away in le Puy en Velay, where we walked past open bins of dried plant matter. “You may know some of these,” the guide said. I did.  I can say with certainty that lemon verbena, citrus peel, mace, star anise, fennel, angelica, and, well, a whole bunch of other herbs and spices, go into liqueurs of this sort. If it grows in the French countryside and it’s not likely to kill you, it’s probably in there.

The Pages distillery

These liqueurs are intended to be sipped neat after a meal; using them in a cocktail is strictly an American idea. But both the Chartreuse and Pagès distilleries gamely offer up recipes to satisfy the tourists anyway. All you really need to know is that a little Chartreuse livens up almost any gin drink. A fine example is The Last Word, consisting of equal parts gin, green Chartreuse, lime juice, and maraschino liqueur, shaken and poured into a cocktail glass. (If you don’t have maraschino, the Luxardo brand is the easiest to find in these parts.)

But you can also make your own herbal liqueur. Recipes for homemade versions were widely published in the nineteenth century; I’ll give you a list of the herbs and spices mentioned most often and you can experiment from there.  Whether you keep your own recipe a secret or not is up to you.

 

Homemade Herbal Liqueur

 

An assortment of dried or fresh herbs, such as:  Lemon verbena, lemon balm, spearmint, fennel, thyme, angelica stems, sage, scented geranium, lemongrass, chamomile, bay, etc.

Whole (not ground) spices such as star anise, cloves, nutmeg, mace, cinnamon, saffron.

Citrus peel (the thin outer zest only) of lemons or oranges.

Simple syrup (equal parts sugar and water, heated until the sugar dissolves and then cooled)

Everclear or vodka.

 

If Everclear brings back terrible memories from your college days, it’s time to reassess. It’s nothing but a very pure, all-grain spirit intended specifically for this kind of blending. But if you prefer vodka, just don’t get the cheapest possible brand—it’ll have a nasty bite that all the herbs in the world can’t overcome.

Most recipes call for combining all ingredients, in whatever quantity suits you, and letting them age together for a few days to a few weeks. But I have learned that fresh herbs can go from fabulous to dreadful very quickly in an infusion. So my suggestion is this:  Carefully wash and trim your herbs, then add them to a clean mason jar. Fill it with the booze, cap it tightly, and let it sit in a dark spot for 5-6 hours. Taste it. If it’s wonderful, you’re done. If you’re not satisfied, give it a little more time, but more than 24 hours is pushing it. Strain the herbs, then add citrus peel and spices, both of which can sit in alcohol for much longer without developing an off flavor.

Continue to taste it regularly.  You might be pleased with the result after just a few days or a week. Then strain the mixture again, and add simple syrup to taste. Let it sit for 3-4 weeks, then drink it within a few months—it’s not intended to keep forever.

 

 by the way, this column runs monthly in the North Coast Journal.

 

 

5 Comments

  1. Actually, the cheap vodka works just fine if you give it the activated charcoal filtration treatment. It’s time consuming, but very worth it if you only have access to crummy vodka. I was able to turn Kamchatka brand into something drinkable.

  2. At 18, my first “real” job was in a restaurant where I learned to make mixed drinks. A recipe that came from the makers of whatever brand of Chartreuse we used was called Swampwater and consisted of Coca-Cola, pineapple juice and the liqueur. It was not pretty, but to this day, I love the combination of Coke and pineapple juice.

  3. I had never heard of chartreuse, but must tell you, this post has enriched my life and that of my friends. Our first batch was made collectively in early June, about gallon-size and containing 32 herbs. Before the month was out, a few of us gathered to make another bigger batch, so there would be some left after sharing. We benefited from one of our group, an excellent herb gardener, and did a little foraging and came up with about 62 herbs and spices that round! Absent the drought, I know we could have done better, but 130 seems out of reach!

    Supplies are dwindling again as we head into the holidays, so we are contemplating trying it with dried herbs, but the fresh were so lovely! I have yet to invest in a bottle of the real thing for comparison, but we have noticed that those who taste will either love it or be quite immune to its charms. Perhaps a cilantro effect. For the non-drinkers among us, we also made an equivalent vinegar version.

    We experimented further, and can recommend using honey and other natural sweeteners or post-infusion steeping with chile pequin or even habanero. Taste as you go. Our second batch was initially quite green, but soon faded to amber.

    Again, many thanks!

  4. Forgot to mention– We enjoy it neat, but also we discovered a splash of chartreuse makes a nice addition to a traditional mimosa.

  5. Sally, I stumbled on this page while planning a chartreuse-style vinegar infusion, so I’m curious about how the vinegar version worked. What type of vinegar did you use? I was thinking something light, like champagne vinegar, might be let the herbal flavors come through, though I wonder whether white vinegar might be more “neutral.” Did you emphasize some herbs and spices, or would you recommend making any particular flavors foundational? Thanks to you both, Sally and Amy, for the advice! I can’t wait to get started!

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